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“Your Life Series” My Slip Is Showing

Got my rejection slip today

They returned my application

Sent back my contribution

I cannot join Queer Nation

They said I’m not queer enough

Their club I cannot join

No – I’m not a “three dollar bill”

Me – I’m just a coin

Too bad – I had potential

To bad – I was not gay

 

I can’t even go to meetings

What? Me join? “No way!”

They said cross-dressing’s fine

That I couldn’t look any cuter

I didn’t know they were so strict

Why – they even turned down Hoover!

Too bad that I love women

Yes – I am their biggest fan

But if I were a female

I’d be a lesbian!